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6月9日 Time for a little bit of elitism...yes, occasionally it may be justifiedOk, right now I'm going to sound like the bitchiest little elitist, but I also don't care. I sometimes wonder what it is about a minority of members of the teenage/young adult demographic that makes them so determined to embarrass the rest of us.
What makes me question this?
Well, upon my return to the train station after a trip to the city to pass up a history essay (which, by the way I had worked on for HOURS), I boarded the connecting bus to my house. Shortly afterwards, who else jumps on board but a group of clearly unenlightened riff-raff. Openly bragging about trading illegal firecrackers and vandalising public property, they, predictably, possessed a limited vocabulary, of which about a third consisted of the delightful curses "F**k" and 'C*nt'.
People like this get right up my left nostril.
Not only do they desecrate the English language by replacing it with a foul-mouthed torrent of ungrammatical nonsense, but they create a stereotype for southern youth which doesn't necessarily reflect the good characteristics of the majority. Besides, these kids should have been at school or in some form of vocational study rather than behaving in such a manner that serves no purpose than to make themselves a nuisance to the general public.
I understand that the area is low socioeconomic, but that's no excuse. I have a few tips for people like this:
1. You wear the latest brandname clothes - 3 sizes to big for you; how about you make yourselves look slightly more respectable by buying some that ACTUALLY FIT!!!!!
2. Alternatively, stop buying name brands and buy a REAL vowel!!! I'm sick of hearing so many "schwa"s in a sentence (apologies, linguistics term)
3. Better stiil, forget buying a vowel: PURCHASE A FULLY DEVELOPED, SOPHISTICATED LEXICON!!!!
4. I'm sorry, unfortunately the above point is not quite possible. Next best option is for you to buy less oversized clothes, and invest in, now listen carefully, I don't want you to miss this, an ED-U-CA-TION...for those of you who don't understand, allow me to put it in your terms: EJUCAYSHUN...better?
5.Try having a shower once a day, I assure you, people will view instantly view you as more approachable if you don't smell like the weed you did three nights ago.
6. Don't carry alcohol onto public transport
7. Pay the bus driver some respect, and for God's sake, if you don't wait for the bus at the correct stop, don't abuse the driver and gesture rudley when he nearly doesn't stop to pick you up
8.The previous seven points should go without saying.
For those of you who are actually decent contributors to society (I would think the majority of you), I apologise for the extended whinge. However, I'm sick of my friends and I being thrown into the same category as these imbeciles.
Until the next time...
5月22日 Alright...I'm gonna keep this short and sweet because I have precious little time on my hands, however, I feel I need to make a brief and probably rather superficial point.
Bert Newton should have quit while he was ahead. Old Moonface is old, he's not funny and Channel 9 should definitely not be prolonging his retirement by means of crappy shows like Family Feud and 20 to 1. Plus his eyebrows don't move. How many facelifts can a person get away with, anyway?
That's it. Period.
Later 12月12日 Yet again cultural division rears its ugly head...Max has a really good blog on his space about the Sydney riots. Go visit it. I need say no more.
Dammit! I said "CLICK!!!" That means no-one should have gotten to the point of reading this meaningless garble!! now click on the link!!!
I'm going to work...catchyas later. 12月11日 jeez...I'm so fuckin bored it's not funny...i despise sunday afternoons...with a passion.
there's nothing open...nothing...nothing to do, nothing to see
 If i could ban sunday arvos i would.
I mean, seriously...what is this shyte about the Powers That Be creating the Sabbath as a rest day?...wat a load of tripe!! Wasn't He bored shitless sitting on his arse doing nothing????? COS I SURE AS HELL AM!!!!!!!!!!
hmmmf....i'm going to find something else to do. bye. 11月27日 right............I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO FLY INTO A FIT OF RAGE, CRY, OR THROW UP! SERIOUSLY, I HATE THE FACT THAT I'M SITTING HERE WATCHING MY ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP GROUP BREAK UP BEFORE MY EYES...AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT! NOTHING!!!I MEAN, I ACCEPTED THE BITCHING AND SNIPING THROUGHOUT THE YEAR AS A RESULT OF TIREDNESS AND STRESS...HELL, I ADMIT, I WAS INVOLVED IN IT, FOR WHICH I APOLOGISE PROFUSELY!!! HOWEVER, I THOUGHT WE WOULD GET PAST THIS BY THE END OF THE YEAR!!! WHY CANT WE ALL JUST FUCKIN GET ALONG??? I HATE THE FACT THAT I'M LOSING RESPECT FOR SOME OF THE PEOPLE I TREASURED MOST IN THE WORLD!! IT HURTS!! GET IT??? IT'S FUCKIN PAINFUL!!! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT...I MAY NEVER HAVE SAID SO IN AS MANY WORDS, BUT I HAD SO MUCH RESPECT FOR U GUYS!!
I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS IS HAPPENING! I NEED AN EXPLANATION OTHERWISE I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!!! WE'RE OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL GUYS! IT'S TIME WE GREW UP AND SHOWED EACH INDIVIDUAL THE RESPECT HE OR SHE DESERVES!
ON THAT NOTE, I'M GOING! HOPE I'VE GIVEN PEOPLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT...IF NOT, WELL AT LEAST I'VE VENTED SOME ANGER...
 11月20日 Gotta love being the last to know things...Herumph! Especially when everyone else seems to have found out months ago! 11月11日 Where is everyone?Please...?there's only one person online...OMG i need someone from the outside world to talk to otherwise i think i'm going to cry....hello???? Ash???? anyone...oh, here's Max....I'll talk to him...i need sympathy
 *Sigh* doesn't look like I'm going to get it so i may as well cheer up
Look...at least i'm listening to a happy song..actually, this one's kinda cool:
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE (Monty Python)
Cheer up, Brian. You know what they say.
Some things in life are bad, They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... And... the music fades into the song ...always look on the bright side of life! Always look on the bright side of life... When you're feeling in the dumps, whistle other start to join in For life is quite absurd, So always look on the bright side of death! Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true, And always look on the bright side of life...
Well, how cheery, I'm now comparing with Max who's more deflated...this is pathetic!!!! UGGH!!! I'm disgusted at myself...I refuse to be this pathetic!!!!! Listening to happy songs now...making huge attempt to kick this horrible habit i've developed ofwhinging and whining...in the words of the great Monty Python: "When you're feeling in the dumps,
Peace out guys xoxoxo 11月5日 34 hours to go...before i sit my english studies exam...and today's shit....that cold u were coming down with, Ash, I think I've got it...then I went to a 21st birthday party and left by 20 past 10...and i drank..why did i drink? I didn't drink much but i shouldn't have anyway cos I've got 34 hours before the first exam!!!!! 58 hours before my second....my god!! seems only yesterday i was counting down by months...now i'm down to hours...soon it will be minutes...Mrs Moore was at the party. why was mrs moore there? apparently her husband works with the girl who's party it was. the birthday girl's mum used to babysit me...so we're all connected...could only happen in adelaide...anyways...I'm going now....bye. |
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