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1月17日 5 Strange HabitsAccording to Arianna this is a game that's doing the round's on people's spaces. It's a bit different to some of the others I've seen, and since I'm so honoured to have been invited, I'll make sure to continue the trend
So, here's the rules:
The first player of this game begins his/her blog with the title "Five Strange Habits". They follow this title by describing five of their strange habits (uh duh!). At the end, the player invites five other people to participate by writing five of their own habits in their blogs/journals, then choosing five more people...so it kind of continues like a pyramid scheme. But for those of you participating, don't forget to leave a comment on your nominees blogs so that they are aware of the invite...
FIVE STRANGE HABITS
1. I'm paranoid of leaving the house unlocked by accident...I literally have to do three tours of the house to check that all the powerpoints are off and that the doors are locked before I can bring myself to go out....actually...that kinda sounds like OCD...hmm...
2. When using exercise books, I've ruled them up exactly the same way since Year 5. ie, in a lined book I draw a two centimetre margin. In a graph book, I draw a one centimetre margin on either side of the page, then a once centimetre wide margin straight down the middle
3. I can't go to sleep unless I've cleaned my teeth
4. When I'm depressed, the best comfort food is tiny teddies dunked in nutella (god that's disgusting to think about at the moment...**shudder**)
5. If I think a text message is cute or funny, or means a lot to me, I'll keep it saved until months later
My nominees are:
Ashleigh
Max
Sam
Mel S
Matt 12月20日 Bad day at the officeGot this in an email from Ashleigh, who got it from another girl at school. Heheh...funny stuff
12月19日 The REAL Story Behind the Tradition of the Christmas AngelOne particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cursed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. All radiant and smiling; the angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Isn't it just a lovely tree? Where would you like me to stick it?" Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. 12月17日 A Politically Correct Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves", "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labor conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid, Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation, Demanding millions in over-due compensation. So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife, Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life, Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz, Demanding from now on her title was Ms. And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion That making a choice could cause so much commotion. Nothing of leather, nothing of fur, Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her. Nothing that might be construed to pollute. Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot. Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise. Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys. Nothing that claimed to be gender specific. Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific. No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth. Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth. And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden, Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden. For they raised the hackles of those psychological Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological. No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt; Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt. Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe; And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away. So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed; He just could not figure out what to do next. He tried to be merry, tried to be gay, But you've got to be careful with that word today. His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground; Nothing fully acceptable was to be found. Something special was needed, a gift that he might Give to all without angering the left or the right. A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision, Each group of people, every religion; Every ethnicity, every hue, Everyone, everywhere...even you. So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth... "May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth." 12月12日 GooglismHave seen this on a few random spaces, so i thought i'd post some of my own googlisms...
so here's wat u do...go to http://www.googlism.com and enter ur name or watever takes ur fancy
LMFAO!! here's some of mine...
melissa is sending you a warning ... yeah!! so watch out!!!
melissa is head and shoulders above the rest ...what can i say...this thing speaks the truth
melissa is the bomb diggetty ...what up dawg?? u shaw a 'ell kno ur stuff!!!
melissa is in chat right now ...yeppies..that i am
melissa is beautiful ...erm..well..this thing sure as hell knows how to flatter a gal...
melissa is the best ...uh duh!!! did u really need to be told???
melissa is a psycho... mwahahahahahahaha!!!!
melissa is definately my honey bee ...aww..how schweet!!! melissa is a very attractive 22 year old woman with a slim body and long brown hair ...umm ...no she's not
melissa is debating whether to wear shoes on the plane ...wtf?
melissa is so nice ...yep...right again
melissa is fluent in creole ...wi, byen vre!
melissa is deemed essential if humans are to travel successfully to mars ...so treat me well earthlings...
melissa is derived from greek mythology ...dude...that's not funny...that's true!
melissa is real ...um...yah!
melissa is al op vele plaatsen bekend; zelfs in het centrum van frankrijk ..ja!!
melissa is a product of her environment ...which makes any of my vices YOUR fault!! haha
melissa is back with a vengeance ...so watch your back...lol...
melissa is microsoft's fault ...hold on...we cant just keep shifting blame like this...
melissa is a rockabilly rebel ...*headbangs to non-existent heavy-rock* melissa is very well organized ...yeah....so wat?
melissa is so cute melissa is in trouble with the law again ...shuddup!!! I was trying to keep a low profile!!!
melissa is enamored because “she says she is sooooo sexy ...yep...i need say no more...lol
Lemme kno wat u got...lol...funny shit! 12月8日 Heyhey!Stole thsis off a random site...so here's the link
--Redneck-- 3] Do you ride fourwheelers? No 5] Do you like country music? Ick...no! 7] Do you own a cowboy hat? No 8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? No 2] Is most of your clothing dark? no 3] Do you think about death often?: nah 4] Do you want to die?: No 6] Are you pale?: No 7] Do you like Hot Topic? : No
8. Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies? Yes 9)are u mean? : nah... Total YES: 2 2] Do you wear Vans? Na 6] Do you have any piercings?: Yes 7] Do you like/wear mohawks? no 8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: nah 9] Have you called someone a poser?: ummm..no Total YES: 2 2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch 3] Do you pop the collar?: no 4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: who? 8] Do you want/have a little dog?: no Total YES: 2 2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: no 3] Do you think war is unneccesary? yes 4] Do you live in trees and say the word 'peace'? um...no 5] Have you smoked pot? nuppies 6] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? ja! Total YES: 2 2] Do you wear do-rags?: no 3] Do you like hip-hop?: meh...some of it 4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: nah... 5. Do you think tupac is alive? I'm sorry...who???
2] Do you wear hoodies: everynow and then 3] Do you like soft music: yeah..why not? 4) Do you think people dont understand you? meh...they think what they want to think...whether they understand me or not is a matter of perception 6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: no 8] Are you lonely: nup
9) Is "Ohio For Lovers" a good song? huh? Total YES: 3 2] Do you wear flip flops year-round?: no 3] Is your hair shaggy?: nah 4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning? i'm sorry...that hour doesn't compute... 6] Are you tan? i managed to acheive a little bit of a tan the other day...does that count for anything? 8] Do you want to be at the beach right now? yahhuh Total YES: 3
3] Do you use an inhaler?: no 5] Does your mom pick out your clothes? nah 5] Are you on the computer often? yes 7] Do you look forward to go to school? yeah, to a certain extent 8] Are you shy around the opposite sex ?: sometimes total- 5
Whichever you got most "yes" on is what you are:
HAHA!!!! I'm a geek...lol...that's ok, at least i'm not a redneck!! 12月5日 I'm a lamb...what are you?You Are A: Lamb! Peaceful and gentle, lambs have been used in religious imagery for millennia. Lambs are baby sheep, an animal tended by shephards since the dawn of history. As a lamb, you tend to stay together in a flock and graze on grassy land. Lambs don't mind being led and tend not to go off on their own.You were almost a: Duckling or a Kitten You are least like a: Groundhog or a Bear CubWhat Cute Animal Are You?
aww...cute! Go on...discover ur (cute) animal instincts...
xoxo
11月29日 I'm bored...[x] Have You Ever..
Got this off this space i found from a comment on max's space... 1) Been so drunk you blanked out? no 2) Put a body part on fire for ammusement? No…cant say I have… 3) Been in a car accident?. yes 4) Been extremly emotionally hurt? yes 5) Kept a secret from everyone? yes 6) Had an imaginary friend? Not that I remember 7) Cried during a movie? yes 8) Had a crush on a teacher? No! 9) Thought an animated character was hot? Well…yogie bear isn’t too bad…lol…joking 10) Cut your own hair? No but when I was little my sister and I played “hairdressers” and I actually cut chunks out of her hair…lol…I was so scared of getting into trouble, I told mum it was Sam who cut it…I was grounded for two weeks when mum found out the truth…
[x] Favourites..
1) Shampoo? Sunsilk 2) Colour? blue 3) Day/night? Day…more stuff open to do 4) Summer/winter? Summer 5) Cartoon Character? …dunno… 6) Food? Chocolate…even tho its bad for me… 7) Ice-cream? Baci and hazlenut 8) Subject? Italian 9) Drink? Meh…anything decent…lol…am embarrassed to admit that I don’t mind lolly drinks… 10) Music genre? rock
[x] Right now..
1) What are you wearing? PJs and my year 12 jumper 2) What are you thinking about?how sick I feek 3) Who are you talking to? Ashleigh and max
[x] In the last 24 hours have you..
1) Cried?..no 2) Cleaned your room? no 3) Drove a car? yep
[x] Do you believe in..
1) Yourself? ….yeah… 2) Friends? …I would like to think so 3) Santa Claus? Haha…I’m crushed to think that anyone WOULDN’T believe 4) God/Jesus? dunno 5) Tooth fairy? no 6) Destiny/fate? Meh…maybe…but I also think that u contribute to ur own luck 7) Guardians? Not sure 8) Heaven? dunno 9) Ghosts? no
11月23日 How rebellious are you?Got this in an e-mail from ashleigh, but couldnt be stuffed emailing it to everybody...so i thought i'd just post it here...
Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list. Put the number you are left with in the subject line EXAMPLE... if you did ONE thing you would put 99% Smoked. Drunk alcohol. Cried when someone died. Been drunk. Had sex. Been to a concert. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. Been verbally/sexually harassed. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. Been to prom. Cried at school. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. Went streaking. Given a lap dance. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. Sleptover at someone of the opposite sex's house. Kissed a stranger. Hugged a stranger. Been scuba diving. Driven a car. Gotten an x-ray. Been hit by a car. Had a party. Done drugs. Played strip poker. Got paid to strip for someone. Ran away from home. Broken a bone. Eaten sushi. Bought porn. Watched porn. Made porn. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. Been in love. Frenched kissed. Laughed so hard you cried. Cried yourself to sleep. Laughed yourself to sleep. Stabbed yourself. Shot a gun. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. Watched an animal die. Watched a person die. Messed around somewhere with atleast one person present. Pranked somebody. Put somebody in the hospital. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. Kissed somebody of the same sex. Dressed punk. Dressed goth. Dressed preppy. Been to a motocross race. Avoided somebody. Been stalked. Stalked someone. Met a celebrity. Played an instrument. Ridden a horse. Cut yourself. Bungee jumped. Ding dong ditched somebody. Been to a wild party. Got caught stealing something. Kicked a guy in the balls. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. Went out with your friend's crush. Got arrested. Been pregnant. Babysat. Been to another country. Set your house on fire. Had an encounter with a ghost. Donated your hair to cancer patients. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd to be asked out by. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. Sat on your ass all day. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. Had a job. Gotten cut from a sports team. Been called a whore. Danced like a whore. Been mistaken for a celebrity. Been in a car accident. Been told you have beautiful eyes. Been told you have beautiful hair. Raped somebody. Danced in the rain. Been rejected. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face Pass it on and find out what scummy friends u have!
I got 56%...that's 2% more rebelious than u Ash
11月15日 So...You think you know me???Hey, got the idea for this off of Arianna. It's cool... Check it out and find out how well you REALLY know me...
Let's see how u go....
xoxo
Procrastinating...avoiding study....Borrowed this from Ashleigh cos I'm bored...actually, i think i've done this one before if i'm not mistaken
TEN RANDOM THINGS ABOUT MYSELF: 3. I have one more exam to go 5. I'm wearing a black singlet top and black skirt...lol...going gothic today 7. I graduate from high school in less than 2 weeks 10. Parlo italiano...e ho fatto uno scambio in italia l'estate scorsa
NINE PLACES I HAVE VISITED: 7. ummm....Kangaroo Island 8. Naracoorte 2. Finish Year 12 (almost there...) 5. tone up 6. throw bigwet sponges in George Bushes face (immature, I know, but hey) 1. Act like u think ur better than everybody else 2. Be overly selfish 3. Try and make a fool of me in public (u WILL fail) 4. Patronise me 6. Tred on my ego 7. Act like u know better 3. Ice Hockey Hair 5. Paradise By The Dashboard Light 3. Sharks 4. an undignified death 5. vomitting - I HATE it! 4. My wardrobe 1. Get up 2. Eat
11月13日 Wassup?So, I'm sitting here being very bored while my printer works double-time spitting out practise chem exams...hence i thought i might do this game that my good friend ashleigh suggested on her space...
Go to google.com and enter "[your name] needs" and report back with the best 5:
1. Melissa needs a cigarette every morning when she gets up in order to get herself going. (Lol for those of u who know how fervently against the deathsticks i am, you'll get this one
2. Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead
3. Melissa Needs-the-Dough! Heehee...this one works on so many different levels...clever!!!
4. Melissa needs some more shoes! YES PLEASE!!!
5. Melissa needs to plug the holes and climb the ladder quickly before the situation becomes to hot to handle. ....right...uhuh...
anyways, printer's finished now...off to study...
cya
xoxo 11月11日 OMG!!!You guys actually would not believe this...Wikipedia has an entire site dedicated to the definition of drinking games....ROTFLOL!!!!!!!! look, look!!!!
OMG! that's freakin hilarious...
cyas xoxo 11月10日 Drinking Games Turn on the cartoon "Johnny Bravo" and get a few cases or shots around you and your buds. Here a some rules:
One Drink when: - Johnny gets turned down - Johnny uses a karate move - Johnny's hair gets messed up Two Drinks when: - Johnny gets beat up - Johnny looks in a mirror - Johnny uses a pickup line Chug the beer or take a shot when: - Johnny says, "Man I'm Pretty" - Johnny starts to dance - Johnny talk to his Momma Note to students: Only use on weekends. And never before a test. Biology and hangovers don't mix. Here is the drinking game to play along to the movie "American Pie": 1 Drink - Stiffler swears - Someone refers to Stiffler's mom - Oz sings - Jim's dad (Eugene Levy) gets flustered - Oz says a pick up line - Jim moans or talks dirty 2 Drinks - Sherman talks trash - Any band camp story - Blink 182 says something - Any of the main guys drink alcohol 3 Drinks - One of the boys "blows it" - A girl talks about Finch's unit - Anyone drinks Jizz Whole Beer - Any reference to Canada (there is more than one) |
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